When Obama and Romney prepared for the debate this afternoon, they knew who they'd be up against. Or at least they thought they did. But one thing they didn't expect? John Kerry swooping in like an eagle with a gigantic head of hair and a prominent chin and completely steal the show.
Not sure what we're talking about? Well, you were obviously watching the screen. Kerry didn't make it in front of the TV cameras, but he was all over the Twitter-verse. He had a couple of good zingers and a very healthy following, raking in thousands of retweets (and the occasional snarky comment, naturally). Below, a few examples that made JK the most popular boy at the prom tonight:
Mitt apparently had no binders on foreign policy
— John Kerry (@JohnKerry) October 23, 2012
I think POTUS just sank Romney's battleship
— John Kerry (@JohnKerry) October 23, 2012