What To Bring Snooki In The Maternity Ward

Somehow Snooki having a baby took us by surprise, despite the fact that there's been sort of a lot of foreshadowing over the past, oh, nine months or so. Lorenzo Dominic LaValle was born early this morning, and the whole family is in great shape.
So here we are on the birthday of the most important Guido in the world, empty-handed. While most mothers are content with flowers and a nice card, somehow we think this particular birth demands something a bit more. Maybe a little mini gym-tan-laundry backyard playset? Or perhaps the young man prefers a tiny pair of sandblasted jeans with a snap-off butt flap. If you're really feeling fancy, may we suggest a coupon promising to take him out for highlights as soon as he has enough hair on his little head. (MTV)
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