Kristian: We had no idea you lived in NYC! What the hell are you doing here?
Jesse: I'm actually living in Greenwich Village this summer, because I'm doing Shakespeare In The Park.
What brings you to this benefit?
My good friend and committee member Lily Rabe brought me tonight. Plus, there's free booze.
Really? You don't seem like you really need to worry about free alcohol right now.
Well, you're right. I'm very liquid right now.
So, we're pretty much a fashion site. Who are some of your fave designers?
Well, I sort of went on a shorts shopping spree. Picked up a bunch at Theory. I also love Tom Ford. And Steven Alan. I just bought 3 Band Of Outsider polo shirts.
What's your fave thing to do in NYC?
Definitely the Highline. I love it. I walk it 3 times a week. Basically, I'm the prostitute of the Highline.
I also love Café Gitane. The waitstaff is remarkably attractive.
Plus Bar Citron, and sometimes I frequent, umm, Eastern Bloc.
Haha. Yes, I'm single.
Ha...we love Eastern Bloc! It's our fave grimy go-to gay place. Speaking of which, are you single?!
So...what are you looking for in a man?
Hmm, really anyone who has their own funding. I'm not gonna support anyone.
Oh. That works. I'm single.
Oh, I have to go. I'm having dinner with a friend.