We walk around Chicago with a pretty healthy fear of Segways. We just know someone's going to hit us with one, or fall off of one and land on us, or — worse still — our family is going to come to town to visit, and make us take a tour on the world's most awkward vehicle.
But because they weren't quite scary enough on their own, they're now haunted. Ghouls on Segways are just dying to show you all of Chicago's most famous haunted haunts. If you're having a what-the-hell moment, well, you are so not alone. (I Know Chicago)
