Winning caption: "Benjamin was such a good spooner it almost made up for the Kermit tattoo." —Micheline Duterte Ludwick
Runner up: "Benjamin was certainly not the first guy Hirschy had dated who had some strange peccadilloes (i.e. wearing her clothes and smoking copious amounts of hookah), but at least he was a cuddler." —Sasha Stumacher Kellner
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