Sandra Bullock, What’s Your Secret? No, Seriously. Tell Us.

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We're going to need to do something about this whole "Sandra Bullock" situation. Her good looks and badass Vogue photoshoots are becoming a major source of distraction for us. Instead of going to meetings and accomplishing things like mature people, we're all huddled around our desks wondering what the eff she is doing to look this good? Perhaps all of that pretend space travel has beneficial beauty side effects? At 49 years old she looks healthier, happier, and — needless to say — more toned than ever. Her hair has the silky sheen usually reserved for over-filtered Instagram photos. Somewhere, Gwyneth Paltrow is looking at this gorgeous shot of Bullock in Stella McCartney at the Gravity red carpet in London, wondering how Sandy here got her hands on her super-secret anti-aging stash of virgin's tears.
The best part is, she still looks her age, in a very natural and refreshing way. All we can really add, here, is this: We should all be so lucky. Not just to have a super-buff bod and shiny hair, but also to have a successful career, a happy family, and almost certainly another Oscar on the way. Sandy, call us. We want to bask in your glow.

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