So yeah, The Bird pissed me off then, now, and since allegedly audiences should be subjected to The Bird 2, Electric Boogaloo
if Instagram spoilers
are any indication in this week’s ...AJLT
season finale, I decided I will take on Carrie’s emotional labor for myself and wear a bird on my head. I bopped on over to Etsy
, googled “bird headband,” and was astonished that the aviary fascinator industry isn’t wildly abundant with options. I did find one store that fit my brief, and her work is truly stunning. When my bird, henceforth known as Feather Locklear
(f/k/a Carrie Birdshaw, f/k/a Feather Gay
) arrived, I felt like I had been bestowed a child. As in this item was so delicate and gentle, I truly felt like I was going to break it if I mishandled it. But I popped her on my head and went to run my errands.