You read that right. Wooden bow ties. We were just turned on to local company Plank, who is cranking out wooden ties for dapper gents in need of a game-changer. While we're well aware that bow ties and sharp accessories of all sorts are sweeping Chicago menswear (thank goodness), this is taking things to a whole new neighborhood, and we can't decide if we're ready to move in. Are wooden bow ties something you'd try? Would you buy this for your guy? Or, would you simply tell him to march right back into his closet to locate something silk? We want to know!