Ugh Why: Chicago Named America’s Most Mustache-Friendly City

In gross, annoying news, that mustache your boyfriend is experimenting with ain't going anywhere any time soon. The American Mustache Institute (don't get us started) recently named Chicago America's Most Mustache-Friendly City. We're not sure if they're actually impressed with Chicago's mustache-growing prowess, or if they just wanted to piss of an entire city's worth of women, but either way, congrats boys, you win. (Chicagoist)