LOL Gaga, Westwood Wallpaper, and Holland’s Big, Fat Joke

Seems our beloved Lara Stone had a bit of a problem with the booze, causing her to check in to rehab and get her act in order earlier this year. Stay strong, baby! (Fashionologie)

The "It" bird of the early '00s, the mighty owl is still hooting. (Trend de la Creme)

We stil misin Jezelbel's "LOLVogue", but thir LOLGaga iz almos az gud. (Jezebel)Here we go again. The supr seksy Calvin Klein billboard on Houston Street is back to raising the hackles of Soho's growing Taliban population. (Gothamist)

In her new video, Gossip Grrrl Leighton Meester sings of psychic disassociation in an increasingly globalized but dehumanized emotional landscape while twisting herself into a hot pretzel in the back of a town car—just like Thom Yorke! (Vulture)

Perfect for your punk-themed sitting room, Dame Vivienne Westwood has released a line of wallpaper. (PSFK)

In other fashionable Dame news, Anna Wintour was in Washington for her birthday, and thus did not have to suffer through a cupcake-and-pizza celebration with her staff. (CityFile)

Has Gemma Ward quit modeling for good? Is it all Bryanboy's fault? (News.com.au)

"I started my entire business as a joke, which sounds bad, doesn't it?"—The always colorful Henry Holland. (Guardian UK)