How we're the last city to pull it together, we'll never know. Every city, topic, gender, and profession has a Sh*t ____ Says video, and finally someone (funny) got it together and made one. We think it's missing a huge restaurant industry component, but we're willing to let it slide because it points out all that is annoying about Chicago in a humorous, self-deprecating, we-still-love-it-here kinda way. Watch below for a hillarious attempt at Sh*t Chicago Says, and let us know if you agree. If you don't, leave what's missing in our comments section. And dude waiting for the bus, we totally feel you.