This OPI story prompted us to delve a little further into other corny nail polish names, and much to our delight, we found this hilarious blog that's rounded up the most inane, offensive, dumb, and wack shades to be found behind your nearest beauty counter. Stupid Nail Polish Names? We salute you. Now, if someone can do that for awful names they give to shoes.
Colors in photo: N.Y.C.'s Skin Tight Denim and OPI for Sephora's Iris I Was Thinner.