We've already led you down a beard rabbit-hole before, so we know you're pretty well-versed on "guys with beards." But did you know beard oil is a thing? Real men sure do! For all the bears, daddies, and 'Billyburg hipsters in your life, MCMC Fragrances has "Dude No.1" All-Natural Beard Oil. At $65 a pop, it's probably not for actual lumberjacks, but urban facial-hair types will appreciate the "fresh, spicy, woody" tones that makes this fragrance the "new classic manly scent." And ladies, even if you wax your mustache, MCMC assures you that you, too, can explore your masculine side—just dab it on your wrists and pulse points for a quick shot of testosterone.