There's probably never been a politician with a name more suited to a sex scandal than Anthony Weiner. If you don't live in NYC, know that the New York Post has been going ape-shit over the leaked twit-pics and general malarky, with headlines like "Weiner's Pickle" and "Hide The Weiner." So, we wonder what the rag will have to say about the oh-so-inevitable product to hit the market—Anthony Weiner condoms! Sold at weinercondoms.com (handy url to own, eh?), for $4.95 you can "protect your weiner," though unfortunately not your Twitter account. #weinning (The Frisky)