You've hidden behind your copy of the RedEye long enough. Put down the crosswords and go ahead and mingle with the totally hot commuters we spotted on the El. We've scoured every train in town for this latest crop of eye-candy, and we're convinced that Chicago's got some of the cutest (and most stylin') riders anywhere. Who knows, our snaps might give you the courage and inspiration you need to introduce yourself before that hottie gets off at Clark and Lake. Hurry!
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