Twitter Troll: West Versus East, Peta Versus Carolina, and Derek Blasberg Versus Colonel Sanders

cutblog: " PETA's got nothing on Carrie! Okay, we're done with this guy now. We swear. #nyfw" Oh, PETA. We heard that being covered in blood isn't really a crowd pleaser.
aslowey: " - Is guarding the coveted marc jacobs after-party invite bracelet with live ammo!" We've got a Cerberus guarding ours. (Too nerdy?)
mrjoezee: "GaGa and Beyonce both looking major in their bodysuits and fab pantless looks on the runway. Hmm, ladies: invest in a thighmaster now." We thought hemlines dropped during recessions, but we get it now. No one can afford pants!
dizzyblazeberg: "Pondering skipping Donna Karan to go home and change. Everyone says I look like a Southern plantation owner in this seersucker suit." It's fine, D. This sunny heat wave calls for Deep South attire.  
StellaMcCartney: "To Caroline, I thought you played great... next time you will win. Love Stella x" To Stella, we totally forgot about that other chi-chi event going down in NYC...thanks for reminding us. Love R29 x  
JonnyMakeup: "Ugh! Why R Jay Z and Anna Wintour making NY cool again? I was really feeling LA but now I'm kinda missing NYC!" LA's got burritos, we've got bagels. Let's call it even?
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