Two great things come together in one Craiglist post: Staten Island and Wu-Tang Clan. Here's the 4-1-1 (as found by our Wu-obsessed Chicago Editor and co-signed by our even more Wu-obsessed Managing Editor): Wu-Tang Management is looking for an intern at their Staten Island Management Office. They claim to be "the only management company to manage the entire Wu-Tang Clan," which seems like a redundant thing to say, but apparently there's so much more; responsibilities will include working with their video-production department, radio station, and, perhaps most crucial of all, maintaining their social network, Wu-World.com. Please have a professional demeanor and an ability to meet deadlines. Wu-hu.