Doggie Bag: Mike & Chris Lives, Rocha Gets Replicated, and Sad White People

pmlinks-1212We prefer our naked women alive and kicking, thank you very much. (Huffington Post)
Speaking of issues in contemporary photography, sad white people are ruining the art form. (Flavorwire)
Despite reports of its demise, Mike & Chris seems to be treading water at the moment. (WWD)
All of you who've ever wanted to sip from Claudia Schiffer's bosom are in luck this Holiday. (BlackBook)
Tommy Hifiger got hitched today. Mazel Tov! (NYPost)
Our beloved Coco Rocha gets a mannequin of her very own. The eyebrows are so realistic. (Fashion Tribes)
Matthew Williamson continues to bridge out by extending to menswear. (Racked)
Witness the winners of the Karl Photoshop contest. Brilliant, indeed. (Racked)
Also, Herr Lagerfeld is tightening his belt, and this time it has nothing to do with his Diet-Coke-and-M&Ms diet. (CityFile)
A hipster QVC? Where's the telephone? (Huffington Post)
Light-up laces? What will they think of next? (Hypebeast)
Watch out! Dan Deacon's got a private army. (Spin)