Christian Grey is back in action. Can you handle it? Now that you've finished mopping up the drool/spit-takes from Fifty Shades of Grey, it's time for filmmakers to tease you with a little preview of the sequel, Fifty Shades Darker. Soundtracked by one relentless piano key (Beyoncé was busy, we guess), the film teaser shows Jamie Dornan looking as dashing as ever in a classic tux. Oh, but what's that he's putting on now? It's a black eye mask, because, you know, he's all about the kink. Or it's a Lone Ranger costume party. One of the two. The sequel will have a more sinister, thriller vibe, and the teaser is sufficiently sexy/creepy. Alas, it's not out until 2017, so you have a good couple of years of foreplay ahead. Enjoy!