Britney Spears & Tinashe’s “Slumber Party” Is The Most Sexual Thing You’ll See All Day

Remember when Britney Spears was all, "I'm not a girl, not yet a woman"? Times have changed. Now the pop star is throwing down at an orgy hosted in a mysterious mansion occupied by attractive millennials with roving hands. Is she into the Zayn lookalike with the Le Chiffre scar, or would she rather hook up with collaborator Tinashe? Why not both? Spears and Tinashe rock frilly frocks and paw each other in the racy new video for "Slumber Party." The song's lyrics don't exactly leave much to the imagination, but we still weren't prepared to see Brit-Brit crawling across a dining room table and licking up milk like she's Madonna in the "Express Yourself" video a cat. Needless to say, we all need a cold shower.

Think you can handle it? Here's the video. Maybe don't watch it at work.