As strange as it seems to say, Lindsay Lohan has been busy. Don't be too shocked—her SAG card is probably still expired, but it looks like the former actress is putting time behind the camera...Terry Richardson's that is. Last week we spied the Mean Girls star posing for the NYC shutterbug in Soho, and now it seems she's brought her cigarettes and cleavage-dresses across the pond to Paris, smiling coquettishly, hiding behind a Pucci purse, and giving the finger at Richardson's post-Collette exhibition dinner at Brasserie Lipp. Man did that party bus look fun! While we can't deny or confirm rumors of the two hooking up, we think that the Terry monkey holding court between her ample breasts (is it just us, or have they gotten bigger?) has to signify something. We're hoping that he encourages the hard-partying jailbird—who actually looks pretty gorgeous on his diary—to fly over to Switzerland for a couple months, lay low, then come back and land a cameo on How I Met Your Mother.
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