Lydia Hearst goes the full monty. (Gawker)Lindsay Lohan keeps coming miming Marilyn Monroe at every editorial opportunity. Whether she dies of sleeping pills at 36 is yet to be determined. (Just Jared)
Lee Jeans—the choice of high-waisted moms everywhere—makes an honest effort toward hipness and sex. Look, they tried their best. (Fashion Copious)
Olivier Theyskens at Halston is a no go. Damn. That's okay, kid. We'll get 'em next time. (Fashionologie)
Kiefer Sutherland may be free after facing the assault charge filed by broken-beaked Jack McCollough, but he's drawn the wrath of Dame Wintour. Watch your back, friend — she's on the streets! (CityFile)
Speaking of Wintour-related melees, Azzedine Alaïa blames Wintour for his absence in the "Model as Muse" exhibition, which precipitated the absence of him, Naomi Campell and others at the Gala: "She behaves like a dictator and everyone is terrified of her... but I'm not scared of her or anyone." God bless you, sir. Just remember to stay current with your life insurance. (WWD)