NobleWorks

Never Find Your Body – Funny Valentine’s Day Card

$4.13
CARD'S INSIDE READS - As Hot As I Do! Be My Valentine Or Else! - This funny greeting card is flirty and somewhat homicidal. Flowers and hearts are for grade schools so if you want to level up the moment this year, this card is what you need! SIZE - This 4.63 x 6.75 inch card is described as standard -sized stationery. Ships prefolded in a protective wrapper with a 5x7 mailing envelope for your convenience. Small to carry but special enough to leave a lasting impression! HAPPY VALENTINES CARD - This high-quality notecard stationery is crafted using prime, environment-friendly paper card stock. It offers a flawless surface for your personalized greetings and romantic messages. Perfect for adults with a twisted sense of humor. SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, most of our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock (no papyrus, naturally), w/ 30% recycled content. Our print on demand technology reduces waste and minimizes environmental impact. AWARD WINNING BRAND - Founded in 1980, NobleWorks and The Best Card Company, its non humor division, is an award-winning, national brand. We’re an American based, family owned, stationery publisher and a member of the Greeting Card Association. SEXY VALENTINE'S NOTE CARD This bloody valentine has a really physical appeal. And after all, isn't that what Valentine's Day is about when you get down to it? Everyone will love our twisted Valentine's humor. And maybe you'll get a little lucky after they open this funny card and they read the hilariously hot punchline. This killer card will inject some much-needed adult humor into your Valentine's Day celebration and communication. OVER 39 YEARS OF QUALITY HUMOR NobleWorks' fun & humorous greeting cards have been making people laugh & blush since 1980 BC (before eCards were present). These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in North America - some made in the USA, others in Canada. Many of our fabulous, custom &