Because we know you worry about how your breakfast is affecting your sex life, we're here to inform you: Sex Cereal is now a thing. It's a granola-like mix (or mélange, as the website so elegantly calls it) of grains and seeds in two formulations: one for men, and one for women. Sex Cereal is formulated to support essential hormones "and then some" (uh, okay), and also be "one of the best-tasting cereals you've ever eaten."
Created by Canadian
cereal serial entrepreneur Peter Ehrlich (to see the man himself in all of his leather-coated glory, go right here), the genius idea for this product resulted from a simple realization: "Who doesn't eat cereal, and who doesn't like sex?" Exactly, Mr. Ehrlich. Exactly.
You can order 3-packs on the site for the low price of $29.95 (a great deal, considering that single bags of Sex Cereal retail for a whopping twelve bucks each), but hopefully you're not in a rush to get your sexy whole grains on. The website notes that due to an overwhelming response to the product, your order will be shipped in approximately fifteen business days. So, sadly, you will be crunching on your deeply unattractive Cheerios for at least the next two weeks. Good luck with that.