These Are The Best Trader Joe's Products For Your Zodiac Sign

Confession time: We're low-key obsessed with our horoscopes. Each week, without fail, we ride the astrology wave and tune in to predictions on everything from our careers to our family, and even our love lives. But lately, we've been feeling like something's missing (cue low and empty stomach grumble): food. And even though we've tackled recipes tied to our horoscopes before, we haven't entirely branched out into the realm of the weekly grocery shop. Because what do we love as much — if not more — than reading our signs? Trying out new Trader Joe's products, of course.
So, to honor two of our great loves in life (zodiac signs and snacks), we've rounded up some top TJ's products and tied them to our signs. Whether you're a spicy Scorpio (guilty) in need of some hot sauce, or just a convenience-craving Capricorn who's looking to munch on a pre-made burrito — we've got all your products and more predicted, ahead.
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Aries
You're fast and the furious fire-ious. Scoop up these easy spicy finds:

Spicy Beef and Broccoli, $6.49

Cilantro Jalapeño Hummus, $2.99

Hot & Spicy Chicken Wings, $5.99

Handmade Tamales, $10.99
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Taurus
You're a decadent winer and diner. Try these creamy, cheesy finds:

Wild Mushroom & Black Truffle Flatbread, $4.69

Herb Brie Cheese Dip, $4.99

Greek Spanakopita, $3.99

Brie en Croûte, $6.99
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Gemini
You're looking to taste it ALL. So, try snacking on these finger foods:

Oven-Baked Cheese Bites, $2.49

Nutty Seedy Fruity Bar, $2.29

Salmon Jerky, $5.49

Dark Chocolate Cookie Butter Cups, $4.99
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Cancer
You're a comfort foodie to the core. Envelope yourself in the warmth of these easy noshes:

Mac & Cheese Bites, $3.49

BBQ Chicken Pizza, $4.99

Breaded Mozzarella Sticks, $3.99

Family Style Meat Lasagna, $5.99
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Leo
You're obsessed with DIY. Get into a major make-your-own sundae moment this Sunday:

Peppermint Joe-Joe’s Ice Cream, $4.49

Cookies & Creme Cookie Butter, $3.69

Crispy Crunchy Chocolate Chip Cookies, $3.99

Fleur De Sel Caramels, $2.99
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Virgo
You're into healthy, fresh, and fast. And that means checking out the pre-made sushi and salad offerings:

Field Fresh Chopped Salad, $4.49

Tempura Shrimp Crunch Rolls, $3.99

Broccoli Slaw and Kale Salad with Chicken, $3.99

Tarragon Chicken Salad Wrap, $3.99
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Libra
You're looking for hearty, but animal-friendly dishes. Go for these cross-continental finds:

Vegetable Masala Burger, $2.49

Asian Vegetable Stir Fry, $2.69

Japanese Style Fried Rice, $2.99

Thai Sweet Chili Veggie Burger, $3.69
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Scorpio
You like it hot, hot, hot. Scoop up these spicy sauces ASAP:

Hot & Sweet Chili Jam, $2.99

Organic Sriracha & Roasted Garlic BBQ Sauce, $2.99

Green Dragon Hot Sauce, $2.99

Chile Lime Seasoning Blend, $1.99
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Sagittarius
You're into the new and other-worldly. Transport yourself with these unexpected finds:

Golden Spiced Milk Chocolate Bar, $1.49

Matcha Green Tea Packets, $6.99

Mango Mango Mochi, $3.49

Toasted Coconut Cookie Thins, $3.99
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Capricorn
You're a creature of convenience. Pick up these pre-made sandwiches and wraps in a pinch:

Black Bean & Cheese Burrito, $2.99

Caprese Sandwich, $3.49

Black Bean & Cheese Taquitos, $3.69

Buffalo Chicken Wrap, $3.99
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Aquarius
You're inquisitive and quirky. Go for an assortment of eclectic condiments:

Uncured Bacon Jam, $4.49

Cookie Butter, $3.99

Roasted Garlic & Onion Jam, $2.99

Everything but the Bagel Sesame Seasoning Blend, $1.99
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Pisces
You're into all that is elegant and romantic. Pick up items with a little effortless European flair:

Vanilla Eclairs with Chocolate Fondant, $2.99

French Brie, $7.99

Tarte d'Champignon, $4.49

Truffle Salami, $4.99
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