21 Of Corinne's Wildest Quotes From The Bachelor

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Corinne Olympios is not here to make friends.

The resident villain-slash-unofficial-millennial spokesperson spews out whatever she wants, whenever she wants, every Monday on The Bachelor. And so far, she's become the highlight of the season. From her evil glares to her boozy confessionals, Corinne keeps it real as fuck.

Each week, she's given the audience, and her bachelor Nick Viall, the most unfiltered dialogue, and by far most quotable sound bites. Her hilarious one-liners almost excuse her consistently rude and immature behavior (sorry, Corn — you are a bit immature), but you gotta respect the girl for knowing what makes good television. Or, at least she knows to listen to the talented and scheming producers who feed her the lines.

Scripted or not, we rounded up Corinne's wildest quotes here, illustrated with her most iconic facial expressions. There's 21 of them, and you're going to want to read them all.
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"My heart is gold, but my vagine is platinum."
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"I love the taste of victory."
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"She's just a big, mean swamp monster."
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"Make America Corinne again!"
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"I'm a corn husk; you gotta pull all the layers back. And in the middle is this luxury, yellow corn. With all these pellets of information. And it's juicy, and buttery. You want to get to that corn."
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"The farm today was really scary for me."
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"I win!"
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"Who's stupid now?"
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"I'm here for Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. Nickelodeon."
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"How do you make a voodoo doll — specific to a person?"
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"This butt doesn't belong in the swamp."
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"I need sushi."
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"I am not a runner-up. And my sex abilities are definitely top-notch."
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"Michael Jordan napped. Abraham Lincoln napped."
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"Do you call this immature?"
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"I don't know how to do chores."
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"Corinne's world is glamorous."
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"Today was just a dream come true. I stepped out of my comfort zone, many times and angles. Dad would be proud, even though I was naked."
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"I'm intelligent in my own way."
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"Cheers, bitches"
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"Xoxo, Gossip Girl."
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