30 Times Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard Gave Us #RelationshipGoals

It's been a rough few months for celebrity-couple enthusiasts. Brangelina is no more, Hiddleswift is kaput, Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts have split, and Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger are done. Honestly, if Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard follow suit, we're going to lobby to have Valentine's Day canceled once and for all.

No pressure, guys, but we have a lot riding on this relationship. No other couple gives such good late-night talk show banter. No other couple cares that much about sloths or Toto. No other couple rocked up to City Hall to have a low-key wedding before parting ways so the bride could go film a sex scene.

In case you were wondering, that big day was October 17, 2013, which makes today the couple's third wedding anniversary. No doubt Bell and Shepard are doing something ridiculously awesome to celebrate. We're marking the occasion with this ode to their most adorable moments. Never change, you crazy kids.

Photo: Via @kristenanniebell.
Bell's very first Instagram post couldn't be any cuter — or more PDA-packed.
"This was our last trip before having kids," the couple said of this video tribute to Toto's "Africa." "Our sole objective was to rage hard and honor Toto properly." Job done.
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This is how they dressed up for the Season 6 premiere of Game of Thrones. Twinning and winning.
Any guy who will surprise you with a sloth is a keeper.
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Bell's support of Shepard's recovery always makes us emotional.
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Gotta love a guy who can rock a bike basket and a child's seat.
Nothing says "keeping it real" like watching your pregnant wife bounce on an exercise ball while you're chowing down in front of the TV.
Love means never having to say you're sorry...and sometimes humming along as you shave your love's hairy undercarriage.
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Their conversations are amazing.
Here's a two-fer: Footage of Bell tearing up when she talks about Shepard overcoming addiction to be a great dad, and photos of their super low-key wedding. We're melting.
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Totally stealing this for Halloween.
The couple that shoots adorable Samsung commercials together stays together.
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Even their bed crumbs are more fun. Also, do you think they really call it a "martial" bed?
They didn't get married until DOMA was struck down because they "didn't feel right" about enjoying legalizing their union before their gay friends could.
We truly buy the story that they have this painting of Brad Pitt hanging over their marital bed.
Taking a stand against the paparazzi and fighting for children's right to privacy is peak #CoupleGoals. Bravo, guys.
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Don't you want to wind up with someone who thinks you're a "cutie pie" and a "smartie pie"?
Because a wild night out involves a feast at Bob's Big Boy.
Vasectomy stories and anecdotes about masturbating into a Mason jar while driving don't faze Bell.
Their baby stories are the best.
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Teasing each other is par for the course.
Wife-swapping jokes also aren't off the table. Incidentally, is it possible to have one or both of these lovebirds on a late-night talk show every night? So here for that.
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The daddy of two daughters had no qualms about supporting Bell's work with The Alliance of Moms by wearing her T-shirt. Pretty sure that's her hat, too.
Apparently Bell left their wedding celebration so she could film a sex scene with pal Ryan Hansen, much to her new husband's consternation.

"It's not all movie premieres and free clothes, guys," Shepard joked.
They get competitive with other couples.
Their red carpet interview game is on point.
Oh, to be a fly on the wall during these fashion shows.
Because co-parenting means skipping out on the Emmys and letting Mama do her thing.
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Can't wait for this to happen.
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When all is said and done, they'd rather be on Lake Michigan.
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