17 Low-Key Sex Toys That Even The TSA Won't Catch

Photographed by Dan McCoy.
This article was originally published on July 7, 2016.

In a perfect world, we'd never have to be secretive about our sex toys while traveling. But since the TSA sees pretty much everything we pack in our carry-ons, that can lead to some pretty awkward run-ins for those of us who aren't comfortable sharing our sex-toy preferences with strangers.

Luckily, if you count yourself among those people, you're not out of options. As people with nosy roommates often learn the hard way, inconspicuous sex toys do exist. They may be on the smaller side, they may be especially quiet, or maybe they even look like other, non-sexy items.

Sure, these sneaky little sex toys have a novel quality if you're buying them just for fun, but if you're planning for a weekend trip, they can be clutch. You'll save space and feel like you're carrying a spy gadget — only you will know its true purpose.

Ahead, we've rounded up 15 discreet sex toys, so you'll never stress about your bag getting searched again.
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Photo: Courtesy of Little Rooster.
Though the Little Rooster looks more like a spatula than a sex toy, it's actually an alarm-activated vibrator. Sleep with it tucked into your underwear and wake up happy.
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Photo: Courtesy of Women and Couples Wellness, LLC.
The hi Full Body Massager is designed to stimulate multiple erogenous zones at once and make you orgasm over your clothes — and it comes with a money-back guarantee. Donate to its Indiegogo here.
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Photo: Courtesy of Lelo.
This powerful but strong vibrator is about the size of a lipstick and is chargeable via USB. Sounds like the perfect travel companion, no?
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Photo: Courtesy of Adam & Eve.
What vibrator? Where? This little ducky might win first place as the most discreet toy in our roundup. If you’re visiting your niece, nephew, or anyone who still enjoys this song, whatever you do, don’t let this duck get mixed up with the kid's actual bathtime friend.
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Photo: Courtesy of Fab.
What’s not to love about a cock ring that could pass for a keychain? Just don’t forget to add a motor for it to your cart, too.
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Photo: Courtesy of Dame Products.
Not only is the Eva vibrator sneakily small (and almost too cute), it’s also wearable. It sits under the labia, with its arms holding it in place. It’s perfect for going hands-free during penetrative sex.
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Photo: Courtesy of Crave.
This vibrator is a wearable, too, but in a very different way. The Vesper can stand alone or be worn as the pendant on a necklace, with optional engraving if you want to make it a gift.
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Photo: Courtesy of Fun Factory.
These anal beads are packable and completely low-key. If anyone asks, just say it’s a pool toy.
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Photo: Courtesy of Iroha.
From far away, the Kushi Cream could pass for a seashell that made its way into your luggage. Lucky for you, it’s much, much better than any old shell — it's a five-speed vibrator.
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Photo: Courtesy of GVibe.
This vibe is small enough to wear around your finger, so it can totally pass for a statement ring in a pinch.
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Photo: Courtesy of Bijoux Indiscrets.
Speaking of statement rings, feel free to throw this vibrating diamond in with the rest of your jewelry while packing.
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Photo: Courtesy of Tenga.
Is this an Easter egg or a single-session masturbation sleeve in clever packaging? We certainly aren't telling.
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Photo: Courtesy of Lovehoney.
These restraints are extra-long, silky-soft, and perfect for BDSM beginners. It's just a bonus that they happen to look like a very uniform tie collection, too.
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Photo: Courtesy of CalExotics.
Our second shell-inspired choice, these pleasure pearls (also known as Ben Wa balls or Kegel balls) nestle into a clamshell case that the Little Mermaid would be proud of.
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Photo: Courtesy of Njoy.
Meet your new favorite dildo — it's easy to clean, ideal for temperature play, and, let's be honest, more aesthetically pleasing than most paperweights.
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Photo: Courtesy of Jimmyjane.
This wearable vibrator can enhance foreplay and intercourse alike, and it barely takes up any space in your carry-on.
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Photo: Courtesy of Adam and Eve.
And, finally, we'd be remiss if we didn't include a classic, utilitarian bullet. This little vibrator is only an inch and half long, which is about as discreet as it gets.
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