No, Thanks: The 30 Worst Possible Holiday Gifts

Designed by Shawna Huang.
The holidays are a time for coming together, celebrating, and unchecked pie-eating. What could be better? Oh, right — the presents. You want to make sure your gifts elicit squeals of delight, not a tight-lipped grimace trying to pass for a smile.
So, to help you out, we've put together a complete list of what not to buy your friends, family, and loved ones this season. Click ahead for the 30 most weird, WTF-y, and why?-inducing holiday gifts we could find. Cheese-straw of the month clubs and all.