What Your Phrase Clutch Says About You

Charlotte Olympia Arm Candy Clutch, $1176.92, available at Charlotte Olympia.
Phrase clutches are a trend that we noticed all over the runways this season — but they've actually been bubbling up for a while. Everyone from ASOS to Anya Hindmarch is currently offering their take on the sloganeering evening bag. But, you'll want to pick yours carefully, as these things have a way of speaking for you.
Ahead, we rounded up our 14 favorite phrase clutches and deciphered what each one says about you. Click on to choose your bag — and your words — wisely...
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You debated between this and the "Bad Girl" clutch for so long, but you didn't want people to think you were doing a Rihanna thing.

Moschino Good Girl Clutch, $395, available at Moschino.
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We can always count on you to catch us up on last night's RuPaul's Drag Race.

Street Level Faux Leather Clutch, $55, available at Nordstrom.
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Your tendency to smile on the subway really alarms people. You know that, right?

Jonathan Adler Hello / Bye Bye Pouch, $78, available at Shopbop.
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You are under the impression that this bag is cheaper than a Tinder membership. You are mistaken.

Charlotte Olympia Arm Candy Clutch, $1,176.92, available at Charlotte Olympia.
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Your junior-year spring semester abroad really expanded your horizons. Now, you'll forever impress your friends with tales of how well-behaved French children are, how much smaller their croissants are, and by the way you pronounce Paris without the "s."

Clare Vivier Sweetheart Coin Pouch, $75, available at Clare Vivier.
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You know what Freud said about purses, right?

Olympia Le Tan Freud Clutch, $1,668.48, available at Olympia Le Tan.
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So, that's where my green pieces went. I needed those to finish my Endor bunker!

Les Petits Jouers Love Clutch, $837, available at Luisa Via Roma.
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You posted a scathing Facebook status update the day they banned e-cigs.

Anya Hindmarch Swan Vestas Imperial Clutch, $1,845, available at Matches Fashion.
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Not...what, exactly? Are we just categorically rejecting all things? Is expressing one's attitude problem in cross-stitch clutch form a thing now? It is? Okay.

ASOS Clutch Bag With Slogan Cross Stitch, $56.46, available at ASOS.
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You have a Pinterest board called "Carpe Diem" dedicated to your favorite inspirational quotes set against blue-sky backgrounds.

kate spade new york Large Bella Pouch, $148, available at Shopbop.
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In your heart, there is no Batman but Adam West.

Sarah's Bag Clutch Me WAW! Embellished Clutch, $648, available at Matches Fashion.
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You are wearing a flamingo-pink, silk shantung sheath dress, holding this clutch in your left hand and an extremely potent highball in your right. We kind of want to hang out with you, but are also afraid you'll tell a really funny joke about us at any moment.

Edie Parker Flavia Cool Acrylic Box Clutch, $1,495, available at Net-A-Porter.
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You don't get why everyone's so down on cupcake dresses all of a sudden. Cupcakes are so amazing. Have you tried Magnolia's?

kate spade new york Wedding Belles License Plate Clutch, $398, available at kate spade new york.
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You're wondering if it's okay to wear this with your perspex "Vogue" beanie and Comme des Garçons sea-monster jacket. It is.

Undercover Black Cutout Noise Thoughts Runway Clutch, $1,025, available at SSENSE.
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