I didn't make it to the finish line.
Dude got a mouthful of breastmilk.
Silent orgasms for everybody!
It reminded me a little bit of the first time I had sex...ever.
Masturbation counts as sex, right?
Daddy didn't lock up the kink drawer properly.
He'll howl like a werewolf.
He fell asleep.
I cannot count how many times my breastmilk got all over my husband's face.