If you are looking for a date or a one-night stand, should you not wear these pieces?
"You should definitely wear these pieces because they're conversation pieces and we guess that's considered man-getting. What's an easier pickup line than, 'why are you wearing a mustache?'"
What is girl-repelling on guys?
"Class rings, tight V-necks, chain necklaces (unless you're Kayne), anklets, Puka bead necklaces, plumber's crack (unless you're Kris Cross), anything that advertises for a brand (ie. Abercrombie, Armani...shouldn't they be paying you to wear that?), speedos (unless your a professional swimmer), fedoras, T-strapped Birkenstocks..."
Do girls wear man-repelling stuff to attract other girls? "Yes, sorry guys, girls pretty much dress for each other even though we want to attract you. It's like 'no' means 'yes'—we're so complex."