Winning caption: "It's nearly impossible to be a wallflower whilst wearing a silver lobster on one's forehead, but that certainly didn't stop Dree from trying." —Sasha Stumacher Kellner
Runner up: "What are you doing lobster? You are a lobster, you do not belong on peoples heads. And lobsters cannot afford diamonds. Silly lobster." —Sarah Cates
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