The Weirdest Thing You Never Noticed About Halloween Costumes

We already know that pre-packaged Halloween costumes grow more and more ridiculous each year (sexy burger, anyone?), but have you realized just how ludicrous they've actually gotten? If you're unsure as to whether Disney or other companies would actually approve of these provocative interpretations of our favorite childhood characters, the answer is probably no. How does a company get around producing an ensemble that features large, round ears and a red skirt and not call it Minnie? They package it as "Miss Mikki," of course.

Due to strict licensing laws on trademarks, costume manufacturers are finding new ways to combat potential infringement when producing the likeness of popular characters and celebrities. The change, which is usually found in the costume's product title, is — whether intentional or not — pretty hilarious. Scan any Halloween shop's website and you're bound to find names pared down to general descriptions that seem sourced from a thesaurus, like "Storybook Princess Babe," or "Boarding School Wizard." And it's these truly inventive — read: absurd — efforts that caught our attention. Someplace, somewhere, there's a copywriter who deserves a round of applause for naming a lookalike minion a "One-Eyed Master's Helper."

Click ahead for 30 of the best stretch-of-the-imagination costume names out there. Bonus points if you're able to guess them first.
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"Catch Me Honey Costume"

Available at Yandy.
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"One-Eyed Master's Helper Costume"

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"Donna T. Rumpshaker Costume"

Available at Yandy.
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Photo: Courtesy of Halloweencostumes.com.
"Miss Mikki Adult Costume"

Available at Halloweencostumes.com.
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"Sexy Rocket Babe Costume"

Available at Yandy.
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"Women's Puppy Crazy Costume"

Available at Halloweencostumes.com.
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"Ruthless Galactic Warrior Costume"

Available at Yandy.
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"Wonderful Babe Costume"

Available at Yandy.
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"Women's Vigorous Black Ranger Costume"

Available at Halloweencostumes.com.
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"Block Jumping Plumber Costume"

Available at Yandy.
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"Norwegian Maiden Costume"

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"Beautiful Lady Costume"

Available at Halloweencostumes.com.
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"Bad Dreams Babe Adult Costume"

Available at Halloweencostumes.com.
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"Slipper-Less Sweetie Costume"

Available at Halloweencostumes.com.
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Photo: Courtesy of Spirit.
"Bad Apple Cutie Women's Costume"

Available at Spirit.
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"Bendy Babe Costume"

Available at Yandy.
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"Women's Toon Temptress Costume"

Available at Halloweencostumes.com.
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"Darling Clipper Hands Costume"

Available at Yandy.
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"Finding Clownfish Costume"

Available at Yandy.
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"Women's Fancy Girl Skirt Suit"

Available at Halloweencostumes.com.
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"Heroine Game Jumpsuit Costume"

Available at MorphCostumes.
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"Miss Arcade Chaser Costume"

Available at Yandy.
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"Underwater Best Friend Costume"

Available at Yandy.
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"Sexy Candy Creator Costume"

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"Sexy Trash Monster Costume"

Available at Yandy.
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"Women's Sidekick Girl Costume"

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"Thunder Superhero Costume"

Available at Halloweencostumes.com.
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Photo: Courtesy of Yandy.
"Sweet Kansas Girl Costume"

Available at Yandy.
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"Hot Metal Mistress Costume"

Available at Yandy.
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"Women's Chaperone Costume"

Available at Halloweencostumes.com.
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