We NEED Sofia Vergara's Joe Manganiello Centaur T-Shirt

Let's call it the gift that keeps on giving: a T-shirt emblazoned with an image of a shirtless centaur Joe Manganiello, presented to birthday girl (and bride-to-be) Sofia Vergara.

The Colombian star, who turned 43 on Friday, gamely donned the shirt during her birthday soiree. The gal gets extra points for accessorizing. The tiara, "birthday princess" sash, and giant wine goblet really bring the outfit together.

Bday gift😂😂😂

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Happy verde

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It's unclear as to who had the shirt made, or why a centaur was involved, but the jokester apparently also gifted Vergara with a card that says, "Keep calm, you're only 70." Charming. Jewelry designer Lorraine Schwartz managed better, presenting the star with a diamond middle finger ring.

Judging from Vergara's Instagram, she also enjoyed an intimate birthday dinner, multiple cakes, and some face-time with Manganiello himself. Alas, he was neither shirtless nor sporting a tail. Reality can be such a let-down sometimes.

OPENER IMAGE: Jim Smeal/BeImages.

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