The Only Scene From Magic Mike XXL That Matters, In GIF Form

If you've somehow resisted the urge to drop everything and head to the theater for a showing of Magic Mike XXL, the latest GIFs of Joe Manganiello's hilariously awesome (and yet still somehow sexy?) mini-mart striptease might ruin your resolve.
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Clad in a sleeveless Metallica tee, Manganiello — a.k.a. Big Dick Richie — seemed determined to cool off and heat things up at the same time. Color us impressed on all sorts of levels. Grinding on the beverage fridge is just the beginning, of course. Why not pour an icy bottle of water on yourself in a place of business? We're into it.
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And, then there's the ... squirting.
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Let's look at it once more from another angle on loop, shall we?
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Image courtesy of Warner Bros.
And just like that your Monday got a whole lot sexier. We can only dream that someday we'll run across a scene like this during our very own bodega excursions — but until then, we'll always have Joe.
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