Rad Or Bad: Which OITNB Inmate Are You?

Admit it: Following the heart attack-inducing early release of Orange Is the New Black season 3, you've been curled up on the couch, catching up with Piper (Taylor Schilling), Alex (Laura Prepon), Taystee (Danielle Brooks), and the entire Litchfield gang. So have we. We're even daydreaming in orange and black over here. And over at the Binge Club, we've been hashing out the good, the bad, and the ugly in the new season — including [spoiler alert!] Nicky's shocking departure. We're still not over it. Nonetheless, it's time to take a quick break.

One of the best parts of OITNB, or any great TV show for that matter, is being able to relate to the characters. Perhaps you're conjuring up a handmade soap business with your best friend like Piper, or like Alex, you unfortunately have to deal with a manipulative ex-girlfriend. Are you equal parts beauty and badass like Sophia (Laverne Cox), or a classic-novel reader and candy enthusiast like Taystee? Not sure? Well, it's time to find out. Consider our below quiz the only acceptable "commercial break" from your next binge-watching session.

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