The “Gaga,” as this device is named, is “designed for women’s health care,” allowing you to “step into your gynecologist’s shoes” as you pleasure yourself. Not exactly the sort of role-playing we usually fantasize about during a solo run, but there is something to be said for seeing the exact location of your G-spot.
For those of you in long-distance relationships, the Gaga can be controlled remotely via a wireless app. Plus, it allows your partner to get a close-up look at what he or she is missing — although the footage, which is probably more reminiscent of a colonoscopy or The Miracle of Life than amateur porn, may not be as arousing as the manufacturers posit.
Still not quite convinced you need a Gaga in your life? Unlike normal vibrators, where you have to constantly press buttons to alternate frequencies, the Gaga possesses an “intelligent mode” that imitates the “complete sex process from prelude to…the last caress.” Tempting, if difficult to believe. But, wait, there’s more: It also comes with a USB charger cable, so you can plug the vibe into your laptop and compile your very own highlight reel.
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If you would like to boldly go where only gynos have gone before, this wunder-vibe is now available for $180 — a fairly reasonable price, considering its many talents.