Photo: Courtesy of Focus Features.
Let's not beat around the bush, as it were. Here is the first photo of Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey in the upcoming screen adaptation of E.L. James' bondage romp 50 Shades of Grey, and it's surprisingly vanilla.
In fact, this is probably the least erotic image one could imagine for such highly lubricated source material, unless Christian's behind-the-wheel sex-scowl is intended to appeal to fans of Crash. (The Cronenberg one, duh. Also, NSFW.)