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We are but a mere 11 months away from the impending pandemonium that will be the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. Now that the leading characters have been cast, people are undoubtedly picking up E.L. James' novel and imagining Charlie Hunnam and Dakota Johnson doing the dirty (it ain't a half-bad picture, either). What with Hunnam's Brad Pitt-ish looks and Johnson's coy innocence, the chemistry between the two will surely be palpable.
How, though, will they act out the novel's sex scenes? The big screen is no stranger to raunch (these scenes are enough to warrant a cold shower post-watch), but Fifty Shades is Naughty — with a capital N.
Those with delicate sensibilities might find it best to sit this slideshow out because if these following excerpts are of any indication, we could be watching a silver screen soft-core porn next summer.
Oh, and just so you know, we aren't censoring anything here. Not all of the sex in Fifty Shades is extreme, but when the going gets rough, it gets rough. Prepare yourself accordingly.
Santa Claus/Saint Nicholas/Father Christmas/Kris Kringle — whatever you call him, he's coming to town. He's making a list and checking it twice. He's already found out if you've been naughty or nice.
You better watch out, though. Some Santas aren't all about that holly jolly. Hollywood has given us plenty of Kris read
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