You Know Vajazzling? Well, Get Psyched For Pejazzling (NSFW)

Oh, good. Because somewhere in the world there are people who think that affixing Swarovski crystals onto your nether-regions makes you more attractive to the opposite sex, therefore the vajazzling trend has not slowed down. (Who is keeping this craze alive? We'd like to think it's fashion bloggers like us who insist on covering the crystal phenomenon simply so we can use the word vajazzle ad nauseum.) Well, good news for you equal opportunists: Gawker reports pejazzling is now a thing, showing that awkward down-there treatments are meant for both genders. Because there is nothing that better adorns your manhood than pink gems in the shape of roses/lipstick kisses/butterflies—essentially turning your groin area into a mini-discotheque.
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