New York City: the concrete jungle where dreams are made. We love everything about you — almost. And, as much as we enjoy your walkability, amazing restaurants, and incredible pizza, sometimes you can knock us down so hard that we don't even want to leave our 500-square-foot apartment (the one we share with four roommates).
You constantly remind us that, no matter how hard we work, we'll never be the best. You’re filled to the brim with garbage and construction. And, you're so damn expensive. But still, we're so obsessed with you, that we're willing to put up with all of your flaws — dollar signs, bed bugs, and all. We heart you, NYC, but sometimes you bring us down.