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Did December 25 disappoint on the swag front? Did you get a Santa diss? Are you currently drowning in bath salts, socks and vouchers for stores you haven’t set foot in since the age of 13? Well, it could have been a whole lot worse. Honestly.
And, to prove our point, we’ve dedicated hours to finding the most bizarre, offensive, and downright insulting Christmas presents around (yeah, yeah, we have way too much time on our hands). Think of it as our yuletide gift to you.
From creepy Christian Grey charm bracelets to the most disturbing shower gel dispenser we’ve ever seen, this is what scraping the bottom of Santa’s sleigh looks like...
It’s time to officially ditch the expression, “You can’t judge a book by its cover.” Sure, the purpose of the phrase is to remind us not to be superficial. But, when it’s applied to humans, it’s assuming that we all hold people to the same, subjective standards of attractiveness and beauty.
Wrong. Very, read
We may be guilty of overly gushing about our fellow employees. But, there's one R29er who seriously deserves our woman-crushing. That would be Ashley Miles, our kick-ass executive VP of brand and sale partnerships. Not only does she have the shiniest of hair, an enviable vintage wardrobe, and an adorable family, she also read