10 Weird Ways To Eat An Entire Thanksgiving Dinner In One Bite

Thanksgiving is all about tradition, but it's also about nostalgia. Especially when it comes to the flavors we have come to know and crave in association with our annual family feast. So while our menu and recipes don't tend to change much from year to year, there are a whole slew of wacky (and delicious!) products out there that play off of our love of turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, cranberry sauce, pie, and more.

Ahead, find 10 ways to eat Thanksgiving in just one mouthful before the big day — whether it's a hot dog or gum balls or even ice cream.
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Photo: Courtesy of Momofuku Milk Bar.
Thanksgiving Croissant
Christina Tosi of Momofuku Milk Bar took everything we love about Thanksgiving and stuffed it inside a stuffing-flavored croissant. Inside, you'll find turkey, homemade gravy, and cranberry sauce.
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Photo: Courtesy of Salt & Straw
Thanksgiving Ice Creams
Salt & Straw ice cream has locations in Los Angeles and Portland, Oregon, but the small-batch ice cream shop will ship its Thanksgiving pints anywhere in the U.S. Sweet potato with maple pecans, spiced goat cheese and pumpkin, and apple cranberry stuffing all sound pretty normal for ice cream flavors. However, we're really curious about (and a little frightened by) the buttered mashed potatoes and gravy and salted caramel Thanksgiving turkey pints. You can order all five and make a giant Turkey Day-themed sundae for $65.
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Photo: Courtesy of Boulder Canyon.
Thanksgiving In A Bag
We'd probably rather have a big old plate of Thanksgiving food than munch on Thanksgiving chips, but if you combine all four Boulder Canyon holiday chips in a big bowl, you'll get an entire Thanksgiving dinner in one snack.
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Photo: Courtesy of Accoutrements.
Thanksgiving Gum
In case you can't go anywhere without the comfort of Thanksgiving flavors, there's a gum you can stick in your bag to take with you. Pumpkin pie and cranberry aren't that outside-the-box when it comes to gum, but we don't know if we could stomach chewing the turkey-flavor.
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Photo: Courtesy of By Chloe.
The Gobble Gobble Burger
Not only does this burger give you Thanksgiving in a bite, but it's vegan, too! By Chloe in New York is serving up a Thanksgiving burger that features a lemon-caper seitan patty, topped with sautéed kale, harvest stuffing, rosemary gravy, and cranberry sauce.
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Photo: Courtesy of Jones.
Thanksgiving Sodas
Jones ended up discontinuing its kooky holiday sodas, but you can still buy them online for a much steeper price if you feel super strongly about drinking turkey and gravy, sweet potato, dinner roll, pea, and our personal favorite, antacid-flavored soda.
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Photo: Courtesy of Trader Joe's
Turkey Gobbler Wrap
Trader Joe's knows we want to eat Thanksgiving food all throughout fall, not just on the big day. That's where its Turkey Gobbler Wrap comes in. It features roasted turkey, stuffing, and cranberries. Bundled together in a wheat tortilla dressed with cream cheese, and accompanied by a festive dipping sauce.
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Photo: Courtesy of Sweetgreen.
Thanksgiving Bowl
Sweetgreen has another way to help us indulge in our favorite Thanksgiving flavors — salad! This one includes greens, Brussels sprouts, sweet potatoes, turkey, and a cranberry-maple vinaigrette, all of which adds to a big bite of Thanksgiving.
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Photo: Courtesy Of Dog Haus.
Turducken Dog
If you'd rather eat Thanksgiving dinner in hot dog form, Dog Haus has just the thing. It’s a hot dog version of a Turducken composed of turkey, chicken, duck, fresh herbs, whiskey soaked cranberries, and yams. It's then topped with sage gravy, a Brussels sprouts and bacon slaw, and crispy onions.
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Photo: Courtesy of Merrick.
Thanksgiving In A Can
Even fido can join in on the Thanksgiving fun with a turkey day dinner in a can. Plus, you don't have to worry about which Thanksgiving scraps are safe to give your dog to eat because they'll still get to enjoy turkey, sweet potatoes, carrots, green beans, and apples all in one bowl.
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