Now When You Go To The Club, You Can Drink Unicorn Tears

There are few things I love more than unicorns: My childhood favorite movie is The Last Unicorn, I almost started crying when my little sister gave me this Christmas present last year, I’ve made unicorn poop cookies…. Really, anything with the word unicorn attached to it, I’ll try it/watch it/consume it. That’s why I literally squealed with delight when I saw that a new Unicorn Tears Liqueur just hit the shelves.
I am just going to stay in my happy place and imagine that these were tears of joy (and not sadness) that were wept into the bottle and accented with “oranges, berries, maple syrup, and a hint of spice.” (HuffPo Taste) The fact that the bottle costs $61.39 can only be attributable to the fact that it is actual, real, joyful unicorns that cried these tears, right? That, and maybe all the consumable silver sparkles inside? Right now, Unicorn Tears Liqueur is available only in the U.K., but it looks as if it’ll be obtainable stateside beginning October 8th on Firebox. I don’t know about you, but this is happening for me. You can find me in the club, bottle full of Unicorn Tears. Boom!
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