@NathanReese: eating IKEA horse meat balls and sitting on my VOLMAR. #sweetlife #tuesday So topical. So blërg.
@BagSnob: TSA has a problem with the two @WorldMcQueen knuckle duster clutches in my carry on. My response "Do I look dangerous?!" Can't say we're surprised the TSA isn't up on the latest trends, but we have to admit, those things are pretty badass.
@OscarMeyer: We're trending! Must be a lot of sandwich makin' goin' on right now. We just couldn't bring ourselves to burst that happy bubble (just kidding, we know it was a joke...it was, right?)