The Coolest Girl In New York (Hint: She's A Dog)

PHOTO: VIA @toastmeetsworld.
Toast doesn't need to pretend to be the cool girl like Amazing Amy from Gone Girl. She may dress up in the occasional eye-popping costume, but she knows her roots. She is a Cavalier King Charles puppy-mill rescue (she'll never stop thanking her papa @TheFatJewish) and a NYC Comedienne — according to her wildly popular Instagram profile.
Her signature tongue-out look (she was doing it before Miley) is what gives her that extra adorable oomph. Ahead, 22 photos that show Toast doing what she does best: flaunting it in the city that never sleeps.
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I am de captain now.
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It is literally exhausting being me.
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#IWokeUpLikeDis
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Hangry.
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Where my macarons at?
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If she thinks she's getting that coffee before me...she has another thing coming. #CoffeeShouldComeInIVForm
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Beyoncé, can you handle this?
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Why is this cookie on my head and not in my mouth?
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More like Hello Gorgeous.
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En route to Soul Cycle. I found you Ms. New Booty.
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Not fully sure what's going on here — but I'm owning it.
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You're welcome, Katy.
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Hangin' with my boyz.
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I love a man in uniform.
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I am like an everything Barbie.
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He's my dawg.
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BUSTED.
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My ideal Saturday night.
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I'm a material girl.
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Me and my pops killing the hair game.
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Classy girls are the best girls, amirite?
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Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack.
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