This Flash Drive Is Also The Prettiest Vibrator, Ever

Vibrators aren't usually something you want to leave out in the open, but when they're as sleek and pretty as the Duet, you might want to reconsider your usual hiding spots. These rechargeable vibrators (you plug it into your laptop to juice up, and—if you buy the deluxe model, it can double as an 8GB flashdrive!) are silent, and come with four vibration modes, five power levels, and a waterproof silicone and metal exterior. The standard Duet vibe comes in three colors (brown, black, and crimson), but two upgrades come in a way-sexy gold/black combo. The brand just received enough funding today to manufacture these babies, so place your orders to help them get you get your buzz on sooner rather than later. (Duet)

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