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No matter who you are, where you're from, or if you've got two X chromosomes or just one, chances are you've probably heard about the imminent release of
Sex and the City 2
. And while it's one thing to rally up the girls to attend a boozy midnight viewing, it's another thing to buy a Carrie nameplate necklace when you're clearly not The Bradshaw. Just in time for the premiere of Sex and the City 2, we rounded up some of the tackiest promotional products on the market. From pink-frosted martini glasses with etched-in names to a garment bag emblazoned with a "famous quote" from the show, these products are so tacky that even Carrie Bradshaw would squirm (yeah, we went there).