If you find jeggings too confusing, we suggest you just turn your computer off right now and take a nap. These are the "Junderpant," as found, tested, and documented by Jezebel staffers. They are—by our best guess—some sort of jegging/boy-short hybrid, meant to be worn by prepubescent strippers as casual weekend loungewear. Just look at the Trompe L'Oeil whiskering! The way that it desperately clings to your butt! We're getting a mental wedgie just looking at these things. If you dare, please click through for a 360 view of the Junderpants in action. (Jezebel)